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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 6, 2008 13:52:59 GMT -5
My GOD that would be scary.
Snape: So we're all in agreement that the Slytherin Quidditch team sucks, then?
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Alexis James
2nd Year Gryffindor 
I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil!
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Post by Alexis James on Jan 6, 2008 19:16:03 GMT -5
Snape: I feel like Tap dancing does anyone else want to?
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 7, 2008 20:57:21 GMT -5
Snape: I don't understand the point of this JamesxLupin slash fic. Neville, would you explain it to me?
*hoo boy would THAT be awkward...*
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Jan 8, 2008 12:44:16 GMT -5
*Snape in Dumbledore's Office, while Dumbledore is planning his death*
Dumbledore: I would like you to kill me before I have to suffer the embarrassment of being a fail old man.
Snape: Say what? NOOOO!!! I don't wanna kill you!!! Get Potter to do it!!! I. Will. Not. Kill. You.
Dumbledore: Severus...
Snape: Grrrrr...If you knew that ring was gonna kill you, why'd ya put it on in the first place? Senile old man!
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Alexis James
2nd Year Gryffindor
I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil!
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Post by Alexis James on Jan 9, 2008 19:55:37 GMT -5
Lol that's good.
Snape: Potter you a really funny guy you know that don't you?
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Post by Katana Trickora on Jan 9, 2008 20:03:46 GMT -5
Snape: Hermione, darling, will you hand me the eye of newt and go get that wonderful boy named Harry Potter? I would like to ask him what shade of pink matches my eyes better. *picks up two swatches of differently shaded pink material*.
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Jan 10, 2008 14:13:02 GMT -5
Haha.
*At a Death Eaters meeting*
Voldemort: Snape, your task is to kill Dumbledore.
Snape: What, tonight?
Voldemort: *Nods*
Snape: Oh, sorry, I'm washing my hair. *Turns around, flicks hair and walks away*
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 10, 2008 17:43:03 GMT -5
*doing the crossword puzzle*
Snape: Neville, what's a four-letter word for 'idiot'?
Neville: ...Ah...
Snape: THat's two letters, but points for trying. Weasley? A little help?
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Adalia Addison
1st Year Gryffindor
1st Year Gryffindor
Oak, Unicorn Hair 11 1/2"
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Post by Adalia Addison on Jan 10, 2008 18:15:26 GMT -5
Snape: *spins away from his cauldron and grins at the students* "Look students I've made the most wonderful pink color... I shall name it Snapuffy".
*Claps his hands with glee*
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 10, 2008 18:55:14 GMT -5
OMG that made me laugh so hard...
Snape: Fred, George, has anyone told you that you two are perfectly symmetrical?
Fred: ...No.
Snape: You could get a lot of fangirls if you pretended to be gay.
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Post by Professor Netta Barton on Jan 12, 2008 13:07:03 GMT -5
That was FUNNY.
Snape: So I was like whaeva, and she went duh, and ya know!!!
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 12, 2008 14:35:02 GMT -5
Snape: Unicorns and ponies and stickers and MySpace dot com!
(Caption thanks to Family Guy)
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Link Larkin
1st Year Gryffindor
1st Year Gryffindor
Ebony, Dragon heartstring 11 1/3"
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Post by Link Larkin on Jan 12, 2008 16:59:30 GMT -5
Snape =Walks in to class with a yellow dress with dots. A new york yankes hat and is bald, "Yo what up homies. how bout we go shoot us some Holes on the golf course, ya dig me."
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Jan 13, 2008 11:06:18 GMT -5
Lols Gansta Snape! I like it...
Umbridge: Snape, have you got the Veritaserum?
Snape: Umm...why don't you make some yourself?
Umbridge: Because I can't...
Snape: REALLY?!?! *Sing-song voice* Someone didn't pay attention in potions class...now she can't interrogate Potter....HAHAHA!!
Umbridge: Grrrr...
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Link Larkin
1st Year Gryffindor
1st Year Gryffindor
Ebony, Dragon heartstring 11 1/3"
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Post by Link Larkin on Jan 14, 2008 10:36:40 GMT -5
Lol =Snape enters in a Ball room dress.= SO potter were are you taking me for lunch hunny.
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