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Post by Professor Netta Barton on Jan 27, 2008 11:58:39 GMT -5
Snape: Has anyone seen my shampoo? It's vanished again...
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 29, 2008 17:36:59 GMT -5
*watching the Notebook and crying*
Snape: T-t-that's SOOOOOO SAD! *starts bawling*
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Kathie Caldwell
1st Year Hufflepuff 
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Ash, Unicorn Hair 11 1/4"
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Post by Kathie Caldwell on Jan 29, 2008 17:41:09 GMT -5
OMG... OMG! OMG! LoL.... Good one  xD Snape: Potter, what are you doing here?... without eating one of my cookies? Oh, come on young one. take a seat and drink with me a warm and sweet cup of tea * smilling cheerfully* |
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Feb 1, 2008 9:33:56 GMT -5
Mum: Severus, what would you like Father Christmas to bring you.
Snape: *Hands her a scroll of parchment four foot long and begins to read*
Harry Potter robes
Harry Potter glasses
Harry Potter books
Harry Potter bed covers
Harry Potter DVDs
Harry Potter wallpaper
Harry Potter rugs
Harry Potter
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Feb 1, 2008 19:48:55 GMT -5
*Snape and Sirius are playing guitar*
Snape and Sirius (together):
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
(For those of you who don't get it, it's from Juno)
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Feb 3, 2008 14:34:21 GMT -5
James: Who wants to see me take off Snivelly's trousers?
Snape: *Goes bright red*
Sirius: What's the matter, Snivellus? Are you still in diapers?
Snape: *Nods and looks ashamed* My mummy said I wasn't old enough to come out of diapers yet. *His face lights up* But I've learnt to go to the toilet when I'm supposed to now! *Big grin*
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Post by Isabella Lillian Snape on Feb 7, 2008 2:37:58 GMT -5
Snape: Well Done Miss Granger! Brilliant answer, 10 points to Gryffindor!
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Post by Professor George Weasley on Feb 10, 2008 18:25:02 GMT -5
Sirius: I hate you.
Snape: Yeah, sure. I know you say that just to give fangirls material for bad fanfiction. *shoulder cuff* You really DO care, don't you, Snuffles?
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Post by Headmaster Brendan Daylor on Feb 14, 2008 9:16:42 GMT -5
Snape: Potter! What are you doing here?
Potter: Sleep walking.
Snape: Oh, yes you are just like your father. He always struts and sneaks off at night.
Potter: My father doesn't strut! And neither do I
Snape: Yes he did because the reason he strutted is because he snuck off at night with me *goes red* Well... n-never mind carry on *stays red and skips away*
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Roxanne Weasley
1st Year Gryffindor 
1st Year Gryffindor
oh yeah? you wanna bet?
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Mar 24, 2008 23:36:03 GMT -5
Snape: I'm sorry Potter, I guess you didn't steal from my private potions stash after all. *hugs*
Harry: Okayyyyyyyyyy.......
or
Snape: WTF?!? Have you seen my hair gel? Where's my stylist!?!?! Honestly, how do you expect me to concentrate.... *voice fades off into mumble"
or
Snape: *singing* fergilicious definition makes them boys go...
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Post by Professor Netta Barton on Apr 1, 2008 10:37:57 GMT -5
Snape: Oh how wonderful the world is!
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Post by Professor Zoe Black on Apr 4, 2008 8:29:13 GMT -5
Snape: Fly, my pretties, fly!
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Roxanne Weasley
1st Year Gryffindor
1st Year Gryffindor
oh yeah? you wanna bet?
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Apr 4, 2008 20:09:10 GMT -5
Snape: (excitedly) YES!! I think it is absoluetly fabulous that Remus will be teaching at the post I've wanted my entire career! Absolutely wonerful!!! When will he start??
McGonagall; Erm, at the start of the year... duh...
Snape: EXCELLENT!!! *skips off giggling*
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Post by snakegal658 on Apr 4, 2008 20:29:24 GMT -5
Snape:
Hey, can you get me a buddle of pretty pink flowers?? I want to SING IN THE RAIN!!!!!!!
*** Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain! what a wonderful feeling i'm happy again!!!!!***
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Post by hogwartsgal658 on Apr 4, 2008 20:35:20 GMT -5
Umbrigde:
Yes Severus, you wanted to see me.
Snape:
I want to ask you something....well 2 things.
One, Can I borrow your pink dress.
Two, WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!!!
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xD
