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Alexis James 2nd Year Gryffindor I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil! Posts: 84	Snape would never say Jan 2, 2008 18:43:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexis James on Jan 2, 2008 18:43:32 GMT -5 Type things that Professor Severus Snape would never say. It's fun to see what people comes up for him. Snape: How dare you try to harm Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort. I'll kill you before you harm a hair on him.
	Four reasons why Snape is better then Voldermort 4. Snape has a nose. 3. He has hair. 2. He does care about other people even though he doesn't show it all the time. 1. He doesn't speak Parsltonge like Voldemort. Wand: Hawthorn, Dragon heartstring 9"

Headmaster Brendan Daylor Headmaster Headmaster %7C Order of Merlin %7C Order of the Phoenix %7C DADA Posts: 466	Snape would never say Jan 2, 2008 20:40:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Headmaster Brendan Daylor on Jan 2, 2008 20:40:44 GMT -5 Snape: singingIt's a beautiful morning!!! I feel fresh and award Slytherin -5 points haha!!!

Professor Zoe Black Gryffindor Staff Order Member %7C Dragonology Posts: 262	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 8:44:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Professor Zoe Black on Jan 3, 2008 8:44:30 GMT -5 Snape: Well done Harry, have a cupcake!

Headmaster Brendan Daylor Headmaster Headmaster %7C Order of Merlin %7C Order of the Phoenix %7C DADA Posts: 466	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 9:53:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Headmaster Brendan Daylor on Jan 3, 2008 9:53:34 GMT -5 Snape: Good luck Mudblood Granger ~

Alexis James 2nd Year Gryffindor I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil! Posts: 84	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 14:16:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexis James on Jan 3, 2008 14:16:56 GMT -5 Snape: I'll give Hermione Granger 100 points for being the smartest witch in my class.
	Four reasons why Snape is better then Voldermort 4. Snape has a nose. 3. He has hair. 2. He does care about other people even though he doesn't show it all the time. 1. He doesn't speak Parsltonge like Voldemort. Wand: Hawthorn, Dragon heartstring 9"

Professor George Weasley Gryffindor Staff Broom Practice %7C Quidditch Head %7C Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes Nothing hinges on my living or dying. So I live. Posts: 290	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 15:26:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 3, 2008 15:26:07 GMT -5 Snape: That was an EXCELLENT prank, Fred, George... really quite funny! Thanks for brightening my day! OMG that's creepy...

Alexis James 2nd Year Gryffindor I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil! Posts: 84	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 15:34:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexis James on Jan 3, 2008 15:34:04 GMT -5 Snape: 250 points to Alexis Jane for laughing at George's line!
	Four reasons why Snape is better then Voldermort 4. Snape has a nose. 3. He has hair. 2. He does care about other people even though he doesn't show it all the time. 1. He doesn't speak Parsltonge like Voldemort. Wand: Hawthorn, Dragon heartstring 9"

sephywilliams Guest	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 15:38:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sephywilliams on Jan 3, 2008 15:38:39 GMT -5 Snape: Let's not bother with Potions today. To be honest, I find the whole subject rather boring.

Alexis James 2nd Year Gryffindor I may look sweet but I'm a dare devil! Posts: 84	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 17:13:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexis James on Jan 3, 2008 17:13:16 GMT -5 Lol that was funny. Snape: Oh the heck with Potions. Does anyone want to play Poker?
	Four reasons why Snape is better then Voldermort 4. Snape has a nose. 3. He has hair. 2. He does care about other people even though he doesn't show it all the time. 1. He doesn't speak Parsltonge like Voldemort. Wand: Hawthorn, Dragon heartstring 9"

Professor George Weasley Gryffindor Staff Broom Practice %7C Quidditch Head %7C Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes Nothing hinges on my living or dying. So I live. Posts: 290	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 17:26:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 3, 2008 17:26:09 GMT -5 Snape: And now... I present to you... POTTER PUPPET PALS! pulls out puppets

Link Larkin 1st Year Gryffindor 1st Year Gryffindor Ebony, Dragon heartstring 11 1/3" Posts: 8	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 17:43:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Link Larkin on Jan 3, 2008 17:43:18 GMT -5 Coughs Ahem * COughs again* Snape:" Harry i am your father "

hohum Guest	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 17:46:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hohum on Jan 3, 2008 17:46:00 GMT -5 haha! that one actually made me laugh, Link.[/size]

Katana Trickora 1st Year Slytherin Posts: 29	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 18:10:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Katana Trickora on Jan 3, 2008 18:10:34 GMT -5 Snape: By golly, I'm in a Jolly mood this fine morning. Fellow Slytherins, I announce it give a Gryffindor a hug day!

Adalia Addison 1st Year Gryffindor 1st Year Gryffindor Oak, Unicorn Hair 11 1/2" Posts: 73	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 19:14:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Adalia Addison on Jan 3, 2008 19:14:48 GMT -5 Snape:[/b] "MMMKay children... lets start the day with a few potions problems... Fertte... I mean Draco can you tell me what happens if I add crazy glue to your hair potion"

Professor George Weasley Gryffindor Staff Broom Practice %7C Quidditch Head %7C Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes Nothing hinges on my living or dying. So I live. Posts: 290	Snape would never say Jan 3, 2008 20:16:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Professor George Weasley on Jan 3, 2008 20:16:26 GMT -5 Snape: Draco, stop terrorizing the students! Ten points from Slytherin!